Mom Soundtrack

# 1

Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Pepper

# 2

Pop Pop and a Puma

# 3

Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking

# 4

Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird

# 5

Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us

# 6

Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche

# 7

Pork Butt and a Mall Walker

# 8

Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism

# 9

Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff

# 10

Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show

# 11

One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress

# 12

Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome

# 13

Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors

# 14

Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus

# 15

Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List

# 16

Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll

# 17

Beef Baloney Dan and the Hot Zone

# 18

A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers

# 19

Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

# 20

Big Sad Eyes and a Antique Hot Dog