Short Skirt, Long Jacket

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry She's putting up her hair She's touring the facility And picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket I want a girl who gets up early (gets up early) I want a girl who stays up late (stays up late) I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (uninterrupted) Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape With fingernails (hey), that shine like justice (ho) And a voice that is dark (hey), like tinted glass (ho) She is fast (hey), thorough, and sharp as a tack (ho) She is touring the facility (hey) and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (smooth liquidation) I want a girl with good dividends (good dividends) At Citibank, we will meet accidentally (meet accidentally) We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car (hey) with a cup holder armrest (ho) She wants a car (hey) that will get her there (ho) She's changing her name (hey) From Kitty to Karen (ho) She's trading her MG (hey) for a white Chrysler LeBaron I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, jacket La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la La-la la-la la-la La-la la-la la, la