Sparkling Diamonds

The French are glad to die for love A kiss on the hand may be quite continental But diamonds are a girls best friend A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat Or help you feed your pompus cat Men grow cold as girls grow old And we all lose our charms in the end But square cut or pear shape these rocks don't lose their shape Diamonds are a girls best friend Tiffany! Cartie! Cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl Ah come and get me boys ow! Black star, rozz call talk to me harry siblez, tell me all about it! There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer But diamonds are a girls best friend There may come a time when a heart-boiled employer thinks you're awful nice Get that ice or else no dice He's your guy when stakes are high but beware when they start to descend Ooh, diamonds are a girls best Diamonds are a girls best Diamonds are a girls best friend Lets make love Yes! Yes! Tiger! Oh everything was going so well! (screams) Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses Diamonds are a girl's best, friend