Down Under

Fantastic, this next song is coming out very soon It's five minutes, perhaps even longer It's a song about a place that we all come from Oh, look out, Australians in the audience Yes, I thought as much Filthy and two podium people in the audience This is a song called- anyone know what this song's called? (What's it called) maybe you do know what it's called It's called, it's called I think that this is a pretty good town They call this place the Big Apple, right? (Why is that?) what does that make all you? Not apples, worms! That's right Anyway, we feel at home with all people, we're worms too, you know I reckon if they haven't got the tape together now It's all happening, okay, without further ado, it's on the show Traveling in a fried-out Kombi On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me real nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast She said: "Do you come from a land down under Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover" Buying bread from a man in Brussels Six foot four, full of muscle I said, "Hey, do you speak-a my language, buck?" He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich And he said: "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better, better run, you better take cover" Get down Lying in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me? Because I come from the land of plenty" And he said: "Do you come from a land down under, oh yeah, yeah Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Now you try it, 'cause we are Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Just once more, c'mon, for me Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Oh don't stop now, 'cause we are Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover 'Cause we are living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better, better run, you better take cover A big hand for Big Han, he plays the flute And he's also so cute Hey, he's my best friend! Not accepting this