Runner Ups

One, two, three, four Hey, old man, how many times we gotta tell ya We don't want none, but where you been so long? Hey, girl, come on over That'll be just fine If it ain't workin', take a whiz on the world An entire nation drinkin' from a dirty cup My best friend's long gone, but I got runner ups, yeah When I'm walkin' my head is practically draggin' Yeah, and all I ever see is just a whole lotta dirt My whole life's been one long running gag Two packs of red apples for the long ride home Well, you know, baby Sick of walkin' so you took a wrong way train Then you sat down and couldn't get up My best friend's long gone, but I got runner ups, yeah My best friend's long gone, but I got runner ups I don't know if it's real, but it's how I feel Don't know if you really came, but I feel dumb in askin' You should've been an actress, you so domineering Take two white gold earrings for your troubles now When it's looking dark, punch the future in the face Instead of standing, I'm running around The sharpest tool in school don't even know what's up My best friend's long gone, but I got runner ups, yeah