Slam Van

My daddy gave me the keys One day at home He said with this van forever You shall roam And I knew I could get out of this place Because the van was my Ticket to space Get in the slam van ride it again Get in the slam van tell all your friends And when we got to the moon We didn't know what to to do So we found some girls and found some booze But their skin was green and their eyes were blue And that when I knew I didn't know what to do To slam in the van you better have a plan Because your not the first man to cram in the van There are fish in the sea but clams in the van Put your pole in your hand and grab a beer can Its no sham its like peter pan Throw your girl in the van and come to never ever land You can jam in the van You can cram in the van You can even take a man in the van Everything you've ever done is alway less then I've never had a six but two fives make a ten When I say red blooded I mean American But I want the whole world to come in my van