Convoy

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' logs Cab-over Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' hogs We is headin' for bear on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck "And I'm about to put the hammer down" 'Cause we got a little ol' convoy Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the USA Convoy! (Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck) And, you wanna back off them hogs? Convoy Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here By the time we got into Tulsa Town We had eighty-five trucks in all But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them bears was wall-to-wall Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck "We about to go a-huntin' bear" 'Cause we got a great big convoy Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a great big convoy Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the USA Convoy! (Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen?) Convoy! (Negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close) Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten Well, we rolled up Interstate 44 Like a rocket sled on rails We tore up all of our swindle sheets And left 'em settin' on the scales By the time we hit that Chi-town Them bears was a-gettin' smart They'd brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois National Guard There's armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps And rigs of ev'ry size Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a bears And choppers filled the skies Well, we shot the line and we went for broke With a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus In a chartreuse micra-bus Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Listen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore Prepared to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't have a dog-goned dime I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck "We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll" So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4" 'Cause we got a mighty convoy Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a mighty convoy Ain't she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'Cross the USA Convoy! (Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?) Convoy! (OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure) Convoy! (Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears) Convoy! (Off your tail, We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side) Convoy! (We gone, 'bye, 'bye)