Sgt. Rock (Is Going To Help Me)

I'm enlisting, overseas aid Need assisting, help with a maid Get the expert, on mademoiselles He could diffuse, any bombshell If I could only be tough like him Then I could win My own, small, battle of the sexes Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine Keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine Keep her stood in line And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign I'm invading, territories Girls are foreign and strange to me Get the expert, at kissing and stuff While he stays easy, when things get rough If I could only be tough like him Then I could win My own, small, battle of the sexes And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine Keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine Keep her stood in line And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign Sometimes relationships don't go as planned Some girls can make themselves so cold A no-mans land If I could only be tough like him Then I could win My own, small, battle of the sexes Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine Keep her stood in line And Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine Keep her stood in line Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine Keep her stood in line Sgt. Rock is going to help me Make the girl mine Keep her stood in line Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign