The Only Rhyme That Bites

When i small i studied Us georaphy, the teacher Said would you stand up And list the states for me, My kneese began a knocking My words came out all wrong Then suddenly i burst out With this silly little song Alabama, and Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas California, Colorado, Connecticut and more Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho Illinois, Indiana, Iowa ...35 to go... Kansas, and Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine Maryland, Massachusetts and Good old Michigan Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, and Montana Nebraska's 27, number 28's Nevada Next, New Hampshire, and New Jersey, and way down, New Mexico There's New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania Now let's see Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee Texas and there's Utah, Vermont, I'm almost through Virginia and there's Washington, And West Virginia last state Or is it just 49? No, Wyoming Is the last state in The 50 States When i sat down all out Of breat the teacher said that Great i qute imprest