Just Leave Everything To Me
Barbra Streisand
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I have always been a woman who arranges things For the pleasure and the profit it derives I have always been a woman who arranges things Like furniture and daffodils and lives If you want your sister courted, brother wed, or cheese imported Just leave everything to me If you want your roof inspected, eyebrows tweezed, or bills collected Just leave everything to me If you want your daughter dated or some marriage consummated For a rather modest fee If you want a husband spotted, boyfriend traced, or chicken potted I'll arrange for making all arrangements Just leave everything to me If you want your ego bolstered, muscles toned, or chair upholstered Just leave everything to me Charming social introductions, expert mandolin instructions Just leave everything to me If you want your culture rounded, French improved, or torso pounded With a ten year guarantee If you want a birth recorded, collies bred, or kittens boarded I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure Just leave everything to me Where to Dolly? Yonkers, New York To handle a highly personal matter for Mr. Horace Vandergelder The well known unmarried half a millionaire Gonna marry him yourself, Dolly? Why, Mr. Sullivan, what ever put such a preposterous idea into my head? Your head If you want a law abolished, jury swayed, or toenails polished Just leave everything to me If you want your liver tested, glasses made, cash invested Just leave everything to me If you want your children coddled, corsets pulled, or furs remodeled Or some nice, fresh fricassee If you want your bustle shifted, wedding planned, or bosom lifted Don't be ashamed girls Life is full of secrets and I keep 'em I'll discretely use my own discretion I'll arrange for making all arrangements I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure Just leave everything to me
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