Ain't Nobody Straight In L.A.

Ain't nobody straight in L.A It seems that everybody is gay Homosexuality is a part of society I guess that they need some more variety Freedom of expression is really the thing Bisexuales es un grupo amoroso Bisexuals on a loving spree Homosexuality is a part of society Well, I guess that they need some more variety Freedom of expression is really the thing Ain't nobody straight in L.A (Ain't nobody in L.A. straight) It seems that everybody is gay Oooh oooh, oooh oooh, Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh "Hey, man, check that out." Ain't nobody straight in L.A It seems that everybody is gay "Hey, man, let's ride out" "Yeah c'mon, man!" "I mean that's cool with me, uh, where we gon' go?" "Hey, man, I know where a real hip place is on Sunset Boulevard and there's another place on La Cienega that's really..." "Nah, nah, I saw that place on Hollywood Boulevard..." "Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, Bill, that place you took me the other night..." "Yeah?" "Hey, but wait a minute, man, that's a gay bar" "Hey, man, ain't nothing but gay bars in Los Angeles" "Yeah, Bill, that might be true though, but, uh... You know some of the finest women are in the gay bar" "Hey, but dig, Bob, how do you know they women?" "Well... uh... Hey, man, look, well, look, gay people are nice people too, man" "Yeah, let's go, man. Let's go, man"