Love at First Fright

When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered And I knew it was love, true love All the things you said and did to your mom I knew you were the only one, the only one for me Go and call the priest So he can exorcise me Be my ghoul tonight Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green, So beautifully Across your stomach it said "help me" I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy Go and call the priest So he can exorcise me Be my ghoul tonight Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright Go and call the priest So he can exorcise me Be my ghoul tonight Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright Regan, it was love at first fright, first fright Love at first fright, first fright When I saw you piss on the rug, My heart fluttered And I knew it was love, true love And on your stomach it said "help me" I gotta know will you marry me, Captain Howdy