Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time I think lyrics need to rhyme And you're not asking But I'm tryna grow a mustache I eat cheese But only on pizza, please And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla Otherwise it smells like feet to me And I, I really like it When the moon looks like a toenail And I love it when you say my name If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this A part of me that shows If we're close gonna let you see Everything But remember that you asked for it I'm tryna do my best to impress But it's easier to let you Take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear the things in my brain My heart Well you asked for it For your perusing At times confusing Slightly amusing Introducing me Do-do do-do-do-do-do Do-do do-do-do-do-do La-da-da-da la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da I never trust a dog to watch my food And I like to use the word "dude" As a noun or an adverb or an adjective And I, I've never been into cars I like really cool guitars and superheros And checks with lots of zeros on them I love the sound of violins and making someone Smi-i-i-ile If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this A part of me that shows If we're close gonna let you see Everything But remember that you asked for it I'm tryin' to do my best to impress But it's easier to let you Take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear the things in my brain My heart Well you asked for it For your perusing At times confusing Possibly amusing Introducing me Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-ime So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this A part of me that shows If we're close gonna let you see Everything But remember that you asked for it I'm tryna do my best to impress But its easier to let you Take a guess at the rest But you wanna hear the things in my brain My heart Well you asked for it For your perusing At times confusing Hopefully amusing Introducing me Do-do do-do-do-do-do Do-do do-do-do-do-do Introducing me