Ya Mama

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Ballers • s3e3

2015

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Lyrics

Yo man, you gotta be, you know You gotta be on to die, man, what's up with that? Yo bro-shot Yeah, word up bro-shot Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like dropping knowledge and writin' good stuff Ay man, why don't you quit talkin' all the stuff and do something about it? You know what I'm sayin? Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh, knowledge Yeah, well you do that like right now And some wisdom for the people What's up with that? Okay, I got it Your mom is so fat (How fat is she?) Your mama is so big and fat that she can get busy With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (What?) She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk Naked on a mountain top, tootin' on a flizoot Ridin' on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot She's got the wings and teeth of a African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it) Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Your mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop Your mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a flute Ridin' on a horse drinkin' whisky out a boot She's got the teeth and the wings of a African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Your mama got the wooden legs with real feet (Your mama got the wooden legs with real feet) I said your mama got the wooden legs with real feet Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Watch out, I'm thinkin' about your mother to a funky beat I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium Way back in September 'Cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls In some bright red boxer drawers You said ya moms was pretty and young But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut And I saw her ridin' a horse drinkin' whisky out a boot She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand) I said your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Aww, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way 'Cause that would blow me 'round the world in a day We drove to the drive-in and she didn't have to pay Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet Naked on a mountain top tootin' on a flizoot Ridin' on a horse drinkin' whisky out a bizoot With the wings and the teeth of an African bat, ba-aa-aa-at Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Your mama's got an Afro, with a chin strap (Your mama's got an Afro, with a chin strap) I said your mama's got an Afro, with a chin strap Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama Your mama got snake skin teeth Your mama wears coat hangers for earrings, dude she looks like Your mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit Your mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga Your mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back (You're a sellout) Your mama's a sellout nigga your mama Nigga your mama did a pop tune nigga Your mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map And see people wavin' at her Your mother got an Ouija board on her back Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin' His mother be hooked, fishin' with a hook and reel at the frozen food section Tre's mama got Playdough teeth Your mother be eatin' Daytons like Now and Laters and shit Your mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit Your mama's so fat you can't even see her legs It just looks like she's just gliding across the floor