This Old Man

This old man, he plays one He plays one on his old drum, oh yes, yes-yes, uh-huh Well, he plays one on his old drum, uh-huh This old man, he plays two He plays two on his kazoo, oh yes, yes-yes, uh-huh He plays two on his kazoo, uh-huh This old man, he plays three He plays three on his ukulele, uh-huh, yes, yes, uh-huh He plays three on his ukulele, uh huh Hear him play! This old man, he plays four He play four on his guitar, oh yes (knick knack pattywack) Yes-yes, uh-huh (give a dog a bone, knick knack pattywack, give a dog a bone) He plays four on his guitar, uh-huh This old man, he plays five He plays five with his friend Clive, oh yes Yes, yes, uh-huh He plays five with his friend Clive, uh-huh Take it, Clive! Knick knack! Paddywack! Knick knack! Paddywack! This old man, he plays one This old man, he plays two This old man, he plays three This old man, he plays four This old man, he plays five Knick knack! Paddywack!