The Dickhead Song

You came into my life and tried to do me wrong So in return for that I have sent you this song It tells you what I think and how I feel about you So take a seat and listen up cos every single word is be true Dickhead, you're such a dickhead And everybody knows it everyone but you You're a dickhead, I hope you'll soon be dead And this is payback time for what you put me through The way you behaved was a total disgrace I'd never grow tired of punching your face You think that putting me down lifts you higher I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire You think you're better than me well you're not my friend I'll get further in life than you in the end You're nothing you're worthless just dirt on my shoe Wherever you go whatever you do people will sing this song to you Dickhead, you're such a dickhead And everybody knows it everyone but you You're a dickhead, I hope you'll soon be dead And this is payback time for what you put me through God will punish you cos you reap what you sow You're a vile individual from head to toe Nasty to the bone unpleasant to the core I shall drink champagne when you are no more If I never see your face again that's too soon I've never met anyone so suited to this tune I hope your friends desert you and your health is poor This is what I think you are 1 2 3 4 Dickhead, you're such a dickhead And everybody knows it everyone but you You're a dickhead, I hope you'll soon be dead And this is payback time for what you put me through I wouldn't even give you the steam from my piss As far as I'm concerned you can swivel on this You're simply jealous of me but I couldn't care less Cos I have all the qualities you'll never possess I'd hate to go through life as you twenty four seven Cos people like you don't end up in Heaven You will rot in Hell that's where you belong And when you get there they'll be singing this song You're a dickhead, such a dickhead And everybody knows it everyone but you You're a dickhead, we're all glad you're dead And so is everyone that you ever knew Dickhead, you're such a dickhead And everybody knows it everyone but you You're a dickhead, everybody's said I hope you like this song so screw you