Let's Talk About Me

I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea People call me rich cause I got mo' money I got more cheddar than some super sized nachos Got cash flow like Robert has De Niro's I use more greens than Vincent Van Gogh I make the baker bake my bread out of dough No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) He's the greatest You're the lamest! Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see? Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls If something's for sale, consider it sold I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold! I even got a guy to gold plate my cat I don't regret much, but I do regret that If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again! He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) He's the greatest You're the lamest! Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see? (Oh, it's great to be me) I recall a heartbreaking story About my own tenth birthday party Should've been a glorious day for me I'd have been happy as can be But the Muppets were there, To put on a show! They started to dance, They were telling their jokes! I didn't laugh, I didn't know how! Then my friends, They all turned around, And they laughed at me! They laughed at me! I hate you, Muppets so! He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him He's the greatest He's the greatest Muppets are a waste of time Oh, can't you see? Little muppets, time to give up your dream.