
Black Dynamite and his crew set up the explosives at Fiendish Dr. Wu’s headquarters.
Black Dynamite glances at TV while fighting the ninjas and sees Cream Corn dancing on Soul Train.
Michael Jackson beating his father and brothers for messing up on Soul Train. [0:12] Michael Jackson slaps Cream Corn. [0:21] Michael Jackson saves Black Dynamite and Cream Corn.
Black Dynamite waterboards the ninja in order to get information on Fiendish Doctor Wu. [0:14] Honey Bee and Bullhorn interrupts Black Dynamite’s interrogation.
Michael Jackson throws a surprise Christmas in July for Cream Corn at the Whorephange.
Cream Corn staying the night in Michael Jackson’s Neverland mansion. Honey Bee and Bullhorn pay Cream Corn a visit at the mansion.
Honey Bee and Bullhorn find out Michael Jackson has been beating Cream Corn.
Black Dynamite finds out Bullhorn and Ringo are related. [0:04] (Instrumental)
Chief McGillihorn telling Black Dynamite to not take the case. [0:19] The KKK and Black Pumas hold Bullhorn at gunpoint.
Black Dynamite asking the movie director if he’s seen anything out of the ordinary.
Black Dynamite tells the crew to not get distracted during their mission.
Black Dynamite grabs Bullhorn by the collar and warns him that the killer is still on the loose.
At Rosco’s, Black Dynamite tells Honey Bee and Cream Corn he should’ve been the “uncover dick” in the porn case instead of Bullhorn.
Donald the Accountant pleading Black Dynamite to postmark his form by midnight or he will be subject to penalties.
At the Whorephanage, Honey Bee and the whores and orphans throw a surprise charity for Black Dynamite’s IRS trouble.
Black Dynamite refusing the whores and orphans’ money from the Whorephanage. [0:11] Black Dynamite telling Richard Pryor that Black Dynamite keeps his word. [0:21] Black Dynamite telling his crew that one day Richard Pryor will be an inspiration for someone to do good.
At the diner, Richard Pryor warns Black Dynamite to not mess with the IRS. [0:08] Pryor takes Black Dynamite’s pistol and starts shooting in the air before accidentally hitting a cop car.
Black Dynamite and Richard Pryor being placed in a holding cell. [0:10] Richard Pryor struts out of the holding cell after he and Black Dynamite are bailed out.
Black Dynamite holds Richard Pryor in his arms as Pryor starts lamenting about wanting to be taken more seriously. [0:16] Richard Pryor giving a speech to the homeless. [0:19] Black Dynamite tells the movie director to lay off Richard Pryor.
Bullhorn lamenting to the crew about Richard Pryor leaving them with no money.
Paul Mooney telling Black Dynamite and his crew why Richard Pryor wants to go to the Sunset Strip.
The IRS agent warning Black Dynamite he has 30 minutes to pay the IRS or more agents will come after him.
Black Dynamite and Richard Pryor running away from the Chinese gangsters and heading to the Sunset Strip.
Black Dynamite asks the orphans if anyone wants to help him spruce up the tree. [0:02] Black Dynamite tells his crew he spent the entire doing what they wanted to do. [0:03] Black Dynamite tells everyone to leave him alone. [0:07] Black Dynamite asks OJ Simpson to help him bring a moon rock. [0:14] Black Dynamite floating in space.
Bullhorn and Cream Corn tells Black Dynamite he’s not the most likable person to be around. Little Orphan Arnold shows Black Dynamite a drawing of OJ Simpson.
Little Orphan tells Black Dynamite he would be more likable if he was more like OJ Simpson.
Bullhorn suspects that Black Dynamite and OJ Simpson had a history together.
Flashback to a 10 year old Black Dynamite and OJ Simpson at the Spelling Bee tornament.
OJ Simpson tells Black Dynamite that working with him made he realize that he needs to be more true to himself.
The space monkey hugs Black Dynamite. [0:20] Black Dynamite slides down the chimney.
Little Orphan Arnold tells Black Dynamite that he and the orphans have learnt to be happy with what they have.
Before Bullhorn leaves, he tells Black Dynamite he has a book for him.
Black Dynamite wakes up and notices that everyone is dressed for the Player’s Ball Express. [0:10] Black Dynamite orders soup and tea at Rosco’s. [0:15] Black Dynamite enters the police precinct.
Bullhorn hands Black Dynamite a copy of “So You Have The Flu” by Sun Tzu to help him overcome his flu. [0:05] Sun Tzu appears. [0:14] Sun Tzu tells Black Dynamite to visit the police station for help. [0:19] Sun Tzu tells Black Dynamite to take the medicine for his flu.
The train speeds into a crowd of protestors. Leroy Van Nuys introduces himself over the loudspeaker. [0:12] Leroy Van Nuys pulling levers. [0:18] Leroy Van Nuys announces that he’s killed Black Dynamite.
Black Dynamite monologues how he should’ve been on the train. [0:18] Black Dynamite tells Honey Bee he doesn’t believe in western medicine.
Buildup to Leroy Van Nuys’ entrance and during Leroy Van Nuys’ backstory.
Leroy Van Nuys’ bots enter the train. [0:19] Leroy Van Nuys enters the train with swords.
Black Dynamite catches up to the train with the stolen cop copter.
Nixon telling Kissinger his plan to get rid of Black Dynamite. [0:05] Nixon finds Kissinger snorting cocaine and asks him where he got it from. [0:15] Basehead enters the Oval Office to tell Nixon Elvis Presley is dead and Black Dynamite is covering it up. [0:20] Nixon corners Black Dynamite and his crew.
Black Dynamite patrolling the community and noticing everything is too quiet.
Tasty Freeze explaining to Black Dynamite how the black community has benefited from selling drugs.
Elvis Presley meets Nixon at the Oval Office. [0:08] Elvis Presley arrives at the Black Community block fair.
Honey Bee accidently burns off Cream Corn’s hair. [0:16] Black Dynamite and his crew leave the Black Community.
The rednecks spot Black Dynamite and his crew at the gas station.
James Bond gets intel at the restroom. [0:21] The two James Bonds steal Mr. T’s BBQ sauce.
Black Dynamite teaching Cream Corn kung fu in front of the whores and orphans.
Dennis Flynn telling Black Dynamite that Laurence is alive and is waging a war.
Black Dynamite roundhouse kick Dennis Flynn. [0:07] Cream Corn asks Black Dynamite what Dennis Flynn meant by leaving Laurence for dead earlier. [0:18] Dennis Flynn tells Black Dynamite the real reason why he sent him to Vietnam.
Black Dynamite tells Dennis Flynn he doesn’t terminate his friends. Flynn tells Dynamite that the government will Napalm the entire jungle with Laurence in it. [0:12] Black Dynamite tells Bullhorn he has a feeling they’re being watched. [0:13] Black Dynamite spots someone in the shadows.
Black Dynamite tells his crew the story of how he left his friend Laurence for dead in Vietnam.
Rollo and Rallo offer the lost driver some drugs. [0:12] Rollo and Rallo bring in Bona Africana.
Rollo and Rallo check the back of the truck. [0:02] Rollo and Rallo discuss how they could make money with Honkey Kong.
Honey Bee tries to get the Whorephange together before Child Services arrive. [0:11] Black Dynamite and Bullhorn tries to get the Whorephange together without Honey Bee. [0:13] Black Dynamite tells Cream Corn to stay and keep an eye on the orphans before Child Services arrive.
Rollo and Rallo introduce Honkey Kong. [0:08] Honey Kong breaks free. [0:19] Honkey Kong frees Black Dynamite. [0:20] Black Dynamite fights Honkey Kong.
Honkey Kong spots Honey Bee in the audience and instantly falls in love. [0:16] Honkey Kong massages Honey Bee while she laments about how Black Dynamite and his crew treats her. [0:20] Honkey Kong spots Dolly Parton.
Honkey Kong places Honey Bee in a safe area while fending off the Tuskegee Airmen.
Honkey Kong escapes with Honey Bee. [0:20] Honey Bee tells Honkey Kong he will always remember her.
Bona Africana telling Black Dynamite where Honkey Kong may have taken Honey Bee. [0:18] The tribe leader describing to Black Dynamite his whitewashing machine.
Black Dynamite and his crew travel to the island. [0:19] Black Dynamite swings on a vine to save Honey Bee.
Black Dynamite telling Bullhorn he's never seen anything like this before.
Cream Corn giving Child Services Bitch a tour of the Whorephange. She makes a move on Cream Corn.
Honkey Kong makes a move on Honey Bee. [0:21] Cream Corn and the Child Services Bitch finish having sex.
The White Harlem Globetrotters and White Bill Cosby entertaining the tribe leader.
Black Dynamite’s crew discuss which black person should participate in the Race War. [0:06] Black Dynamite is filling out the Race War participation form when Racer X to tell him to quit. [0:16] Black Dynamite asks Eartha K.I.T.T why Doctor Wu is helping him. [0:21] Black Dynamite wakes up in the hospital and finds out he won the race war.
Black Dynamite takes Eartha K.I.T.T for a ride. George Washington Carver shows Black Dynamite the controls.
The news reporter introduces Black Dynamite and Eartha K.I.T.T.
Eartha K.I.T.T tells Black Dynamite tells to win the money so they can be together.
Eartha K.I.T.T takes control of the wheel. [0:20] Black Dynamite has a nightmare of Eartha K.I.T.T.
That Frog Curtis telling Black Dynamite how he has always been there for him.
Black Dynamite gets off the school bus and asks Chocolate Giddy Up why the road is blocked.
Black Dynamite talking to the children through That Frog Curtis’ corpse. [0:05] Black Dynamite spending quality time with his father.
Flashback to Black Dynamite leaving him and his mother. [0:20] Black Dynamite’s father convincing Black Dynamite to spare That Bastard Kurtis.
That Bastard Kurtis at That Frog Curtis’ grave, vowing to avenge his death.
That Bastard Kurtis thanks the puppet guests for attending the puppet show. [0:21] Black Dynamite apologizes to That Bastard Kurtis for killing his father on national television. That Bastard Kurtis asks Black Dynamite if they can share his father.
That Bastard Kurtis and his biological brothers corner Black Dynamite his and crew.
That Bastard Kurtis biological brothers shoot at Black Dynamite. [0:20] Black Dynamite about to kill That Bastard Kurtis.